What I Learned From Omarion's "Post To Be" Feat Chris Brown & Jhene Aiko

So by now you probably heard the new hit song by Omarion, Post to Be. Well I'm about to show you what I learned from it, and how this song can help you not only as a person but in life.

RUB GOLD PAINT ON YOURSELF TO STEP YOUR HOE RATE UP

If you're trying to catch a fellow bae then you have to rub paint on yourself. Not just any paint but gold. Obviously this is the key to getting hoes. Why do you think all 3 of them are going crazy over this girl.

STEVIE WONDER WAS ROBBED OF HIS MOVES

Wait till Stevie see's this.....err.

DONT BE AFRAID TO GET SOME DOODOO ON YOUR TONGUE

If Booty and Groceries aren't on the same line in your wedding vows then you need to cut it off. Jhene is the main reason why the poop to tongue ratio is going to sky rocket in 2015 >:) mwahahaha, yay Jhene! (Ok people you should actually clean your butt though, that would be horrible, dont be THAT guy...or girl.)

IF IT'S EXPENSIVE THROW PAINT ON IT

Duh, you HAVE to throw paint on your pricey merch, how else are you supposed to rack up on your hoes? Go ahead, throw it where its not "post to be." When everyone sees you chucking paint on things they're not going to say "wtf is wrong with that idiot," they're going to say "oh my gawd he obviously gets to the shmoney because he doesn't even care that he's damaging hundreds of dollars worth of electronics, I have to get with him!"

WALKING BACKWARDS IS A THING NOW

If you cant dance just walk backwards. Jhene got it down, so the next time you're in the club you already know what to do. If your dance partner is busting out some crazy moves look that dude straight in the eye and be like FOH, then start walking backwards, you'll see who the real MVP is. This obviously works because Jhene proved this with the two best dancers in the rap game and no one else even noticed that her moves sucked (until now >:D.)

GREAT ON THE KNEES

The moves in this video looks like you'd burn 2000 calories just by following it. There isn't a scene where they aren't all simultaneously bending their knees. What is P90x when you have Post To Be! This is the real hip hop abs bye Shaun T.

What Have You Learned

So that sums up what I've learned hope this was as helpful to you as it was to me. Now go snag up some local thotties and move it like it's Post to be. (Jhene stay falling backwards, get it together girl)

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