1. He has some seriously fancy puns.
FIRST THINGS FIRST IM A REALIST
Get it? "Fancy?"
2. He's inspiration. And honest about what he's really looking for.
Beautiful : Be You to the Fullest (going for retweets here)
3. He's full of helpful advice.
While I'm sure there is no data to support this, I have to believe that eating while standing up has important health benefits.
4. He likes to remind you of what's really important.
Look, it's a great big world and there's a lot to keep busy with, but every once in a while you have to remember that Van Halen rules.
5. He's extremely deep.
There is no song of the summer this year. You're the song of your own summer.
The song of the summer is the gentle breeze that blows through the trees, like a rural ocean tide.
6.
The song of the summer is also probably Turn Down For What. And also seagulls maybe.
He's extremely daring.
Whenever my mail app says "no subject, send anyway?" I like to pretend I'm a submarine captain making a rogue order. "DO IT, SEAMAN!"
7. He's honest.
Every once in a while I like to take a moment out of my day and appreciate that I haven't bitten the inside of either side of my mouth.
8. He's cheering for you.
Why settle for self-betterment when you can attain self-*best*erment? #aimhigher
9. He's got important ideas.
I wish there was a text style that could universally convey "with extreme echo effect."
Like...really important.
10. And he wants to better our culture.
In all sincerity, I really don't like the "you're perfect" mentality in culture. It should be "nobody's perfect." (1/2)
Both give comfort, but the first gives false permission not to have to work towards something better. (2/2)
So, thanks John. Keep doing you.
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