1. A Casper pillow that'll cradle your head so completely with individually blown fiber clusters and a cotton cover, it'll feel like angels are rocking you to sleep.
2. A metal electric toothbrush from Quip with a built-in timer and sonic vibrations so your teeth get a dentist-approved clean twice a day. You can also get a brush head and replacement battery sent to you automatically so you never have to remember to change your brush head again.
3. A cellphone sanitizer and sterilizer that claims to kill 99.9% of germs with UV-C light while also acting as a wireless charger and essential-oils diffuser.
4. A Revlon salon one-step hair dryer because you deserve a tool that will dry and volumize your hair simultaneously, giving you a silky smooth blowout in under 10 minutes.
5. A luxurious cotton bath towel that'll dry you off quickly in a fluffy, ultra-absorbent cocoon. And it won't change color after a few washes.
6. A smart mug for controlling the temperatures of your tea and coffee, so you never have to deal with a lukewarm cup again. A built-in rechargeable battery can last for 1.5 hours while you can sync your mug up to your smart phone to set the perfect temperature. The LED light on the bottom shines when the mug has reached the temperature you want.
7. A five-blade Harry's razor with a flexible hinge and precision trimmer for an easier, more accurate shaving. The full set up includes two razor blade refills, the razor handle, and a travel blade cover so you can stay smooth-faced until you decide beards are in fashion again.
8. A four-piece nonstick Rachael Ray bakeware set because you've been saying for a while that your true destiny is to be in the tent on GBBO, and it's time to make good on that promise.
9. A shaggy faux fur throw if you ever wanted to feel like King of the North while snuggling up on your couch.
10. A robot vacuum to sync up with your Alexa or Google Home and clean hardwood and carpeted surfaces without bumping into furniture. Control it from your smartphone or set it to run on a timer, then relax as it charges back up for the next round of cleaning.
11. An outrageously soft blanket scarf made from recycled materials so you can wrap up for the brief moments when you decide to go outside and use it as a cozy shawl indoors.
12. An aluminum and paraben-free deodorant by Native that'll keep odors at bay while gracing your underarms with the herbal scents of lavender and rose.
13. A Keurig K-Mini single-serve brewer for all the times you've regretfully poured an entire pot of coffee down the sink. This model is less than 5 inches wide, so it'll fit small countertops, and it can brew up to 12 oz depending on your caffeine necessities.
14. A countertop makeup organizer by Sonia Kashuk, because if you're going to spend $60 on a palette, you might as well have a nice place to store it that isn't a chaotic pile on your dresser.
15. A dishwasher safe air fryer that won't take up too much space on your counter, so you no longer have to deal with soggy oven french fries.
16. A bottle of Cremo moisturizing shaving cream for preventing nicks and irritation while nourishing the skin with ingredients like aloe, calendula and papaya extract, and macadamia seed oil.
17. A KitchenAid five-speed hand mixer because you've heard whispers of how it makes cooking and baking so much easier, and you're finally ready to try it for yourself.
18. A pair of fleece joggers for the days you decide to "exercise" but wind up having a Netflix marathon on your couch. Made with a lightweight, yet warm material, they'll have you forsaking jeans for good.
19. A tube of Burt's Bees shea butter, lavender, and honey hand cream to naturally moisturize dry and cracked hands while leaving behind a relaxing scent you can breathe in the rest of the day.
20. A 6-quart Instant Pot Duo for sautéing, slow cooking, stewing, steaming, rice cooking, delayed cooking, or just about anything else you can think of. With 14 different programmable options, your oven is about to get very jealous.
21. A vegan nail strengthener by ella+mia that uses vitamin E to heal thin, splitting, and weak nails in four weeks with regular use.
22. An electric kettle with automatic shutoff and a 1.7-liter capacity because it's not acceptable to heat up water in the microwave, and deep down you know that.
23. A plush, velvety-soft robe to act as the perfect replacement to real-people clothes on days when stretchy comfort is your only viable option.
24. A sleek, bamboo cheeseboard with three stainless-steel knives and reusable labels so you no longer have to roughly chop your favorite Gouda and let it sit on a sad plate.
25. A set of three nonslip mixing bowls for all the times you've had to clean flour and raw egg off your countertops, walls, and all the other unspeakable places it wound up in.
26. A pair of Bluetooth-enabled wireless earbuds with a chargeable case and up to 15 hours of play time to make tangled wires a thing of the past.
27. A set of 300-thread count temperature-regulating sheets if you're always sticking one leg out of the covers just to get some extra air.
28. An OXO grate-and-slice set with a nonslip base and a container with measurements if you never quite mastered your knifework. The set includes a coarse and medium grater, a straight slicer, and a julienne slicer. It's about to get fancy up in this kitchen.
29. A Versed vegan cleansing balm to melt right into skin and wash makeup, dirt, and sweat off while soothing the skin with eucalyptus oil and vitamin E.
30. A decorative storage basket with a copper handle because your closets and under-sink spaces look like a hurricane passed through, and it's time every item had a home.
31. And a bottle of Essie expressie quick dry nail polish so you no longer have to waste precious time waiting for your at-home mani to dry.
Some reviews have been edited for length and/or clarity.