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15 Times Ryan Reynolds Was Really Damn Hilarious On Twitter In 2017

"I can go from researching a cramp on WebMD to coffin shopping in under 90 seconds."

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1. When he sweetly celebrated his wife Blake Lively's birthday:

2. When he played with his daughter on the beach:

My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.

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3. When he looked up a few symptoms:

I can go from researching a cramp on WebMD to coffin shopping in under 90 seconds.

4. When he was a #1 dad:

Being a Dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy-bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word hero.

6. When he was confused:

I can't turn back time, but it appears CPR is actually administered through the mouth.

7. When he had some airplane struggles:

Airplane toilets are aggressive. It wasn't until I got back to my seat that I noticed my pants and testicles were missing.

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8. When he thoughtfully wished his brother a happy birthday:

Jeff, if there was a fire and I had to choose a family member to save, obviously it’d be me. But if I had time to s… https://t.co/ZSJ9NsisHd

9. When he bonded with his children:

My kids tried to surprise me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else.

10. When he had a really fun hotel stay:

When checking out of a hotel, it's fun to say: "The fire resistant carpet deserves some sort of Fire Resistant Carpet Award!"

11. When he enjoyed a light beverage:

The best thing about finishing a 105 ounce slurpee from 7 Eleven is the look on Satan's face.

12. When he experienced a terrifying plane ride:

The guy sitting next to me on the plane placed a tiny chocolate on his tray table. He waited like, 7 hours to eat it. Enjoy hell, fuck-face.

13. When he felt the love from his daughter:

My daughter gets so pumped watching Disney films. She loves that they all have singing, dancing and a part when the parents die.

14. When he made a bomb sex playlist:

"Hurt" by Johnny Cash. Good luck making love with that song stuck in your head.

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