1. Zach Braff joined the Who Bit Beyoncé investigation.
Moments before I bit Beyoncé:
2. Ben Affleck called out the haters.
@NewYorker I’m doing just fine. Thick skin bolstered by garish tattoos.
3. Chrissy Teigen had an ideal dinner.
I accidentally threw up my healthy dinner so I replaced it with a pot pie, two English muffins with butter and jam and a chocolate ice cream bar and now I feel amazing
4. Rob Lowe was tired AF.
I’m not saying I’m tired PER SE, but I just bumped into a wall and apologized to it. #NotKidding
5. Vanessa Bayer suggested some new lyrics.
Hey @Alanis, how about, “as the plane LANDED SAFELY he thought, well isn’t this nice” and it’s still ironic because he was so scared of flying and he actually had a really great time?
6. Jim Carrey shared some wisdom.
My soul is not contained within the limits of my body. My body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.
7. Charli XCX spent the day as Ed Sheeran.
me as Ed Sheeran. I’ll explain later 🔥
8. Gabby Sidibe was relatable.
I keep getting really excited to go to bed at 7:00 but then I remember I made plans for tonight. I’m mostly tweeting this as a reminder....or an excuse in case I stand somebody up. Y’all my witnesses.
9. Will Arnett had an Arrested Development reunion.
Family time
10. Chance the Rapper had an excellent flight attendant.
Hey @AmericanAir Is it against policy for us to tip the attendants? Miss Doreen is possibly the nicest person I’ve come across not just flying, but traveling as a whole. It’s really not often you get someone who is so accommodating and funny without being overbearing. Let me know
11. Mindy Kaling had some Disney thoughts.
Hey dumb question but how about Pixar World, Disney but just for Pixar movies? Has this been thought of
12. Ellen DeGeneres supported a new candidate.
I hope this dog runs for office.
13. And Mariah Carey celebrated her anniversary.
Anniversary celebrations at the most festive place on earth! 🎉🎉 #disneyland #327