In case you're lucky enough to not be stuck in the really rude NYC weather right now, here's a glimpse at what life is like:
It's so cold that the damn East River is frozen over like we're in the middle of Antarctica.
And when everyone resorts to pants and/or three layers of fleece tights to survive this polar vortex from hell, celebrities insist on showing up everywhere with bare legs.
Are they all allergic to nylon? Do famous people just have warmer legs? Let's investigate.