1. When she had supportive friends:
A true friend will say passive aggressive shit to someone you hate so that you can keep your hands clean. 🌈 #Friendship #TheMoreYouKnow
2. When she created the most beautiful three-word sentence in existence:
Comes with fries #3wordsbetterthanIloveyou
3. When she had a knack for language:
So..... "I'm hearing you" is code for "I don't care, but I want this conversation to be over" right?
4. When she was relatable AF:
When I put in a new tampon and five minutes later think, "but did I take out my old tampon?"
5. When she was better than all of us:
I've still never seen a fidget spinner in person. So I guess I've made all the correct life choices?
6. When she befriended the sun:
Direct sunlight: that helpful friend who points out all the spots you missed shaving
7. When she perfected the art of listening:
( ..... I'm doing a really good "listening face" ...... I wonder what they're saying ..... ) - me all the time
8. When she became a trending topic:
Every time "Kendrick" is trending I get worried I'm in a Ghost situation and this is how I find out I'm dead.
9. When she had some beef with Samantha:
The Samantha American Girl Doll seems like a bitch. Don't @ me.
10. When she shared her love of museums:
Is a museum just an endurance test of how long you can last before you start making silly comments about the art?
11. When she contemplated running for office:
All that ornate furnishing would get me stressed. - me, deciding I probably couldn't be the president.🙄
12. When she was honored:
13. When she gave in to defeat:
Me: "Sorry, I couldn't hear you." Them: Me: "Totally."
14. When she was highly confused:
when I see someone going about their life without crippling self-doubt
15. When she was the queen of Pinterest:
Why do I wish for more hours in the day when I spend so much of the time I DO have pinning "healthy recipes" I KNOWWW I'm never gonna try?
16. When she was deeply concerned:
I'm gonna miss the eclipse and I'm really worried no one is gonna post a crappy picture of it on instagram.
17. When she had an existential crisis:
Names are weird. Am I high?
18. And when she was extremely, extremely disappointed:
There was a "Corgi Halloween Parade" in Vancouver today and NONE of you told me??? I'm calling the cops.