The "Titanic" Alternate Ending Is Both Real And Laughably Bad

No, this is not fake. Yes, it is impossible to get through with a straight face.

As you DEFINITELY remember: At the end of Titanic, Old Rose secretly throws the Heart of the Ocean necklace into the sea.

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Bye-bye, priceless necklace!

While sad Bill Paxton secretly accepts that he will never get his beautiful treasure.

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Well, director James Cameron also made an alternate ending, and HOO BOY, GET READY:

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In this ending, everyone tries to stop Old Rose from dropping the necklace in the ocean.

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Everyone freaks out, like the necklace is her hostage, or something.

And if you like terrible acting, bad dialogue, and weird choices in music, you've come to the right place!

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Bill Paxton's character is laughing because Old Rose has finally gotten him to understand the theme of the movie.

THIS IS LITERALLY. WHAT. HAPPENS.

It almost makes you wish that this was the actual ending.

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YUP.