1.
You know that any size smaller than a carton is just unrealistic.
2.
It is physically impossible to ever eat just one.
3.
You often rationalize skipping meals in favor of more Goldfish.
4.
The amount of Goldfish you are going to eat is directly related to how many are in your house.
5.
You find yourself buying the 100 calorie pouches in a sad attempt to limit your intake.
6.
The first ingredient just makes you FEEL SO GOOD.
7.
The jingle for Goldfish crackers gives you a God complex.
8.
You're willing to steal to get your hands on some.
9.
A party ain't a party if you can't get your Goldfish fix.
10.
When your significant other brings home a carton, you call them an enabler.
11.
Your new motto is: "What's good enough for Julia Child is good enough for me."
12.
Your refined palate knows that the salty cheesiness makes them good with anything, even wine.
13.
You respect the fact that the spout on the carton is perfectly hand-shaped, making it a cinch to eat them by the fistful.
14.
And that the spout also makes it easy to just slide those fishes into your mouth.
15.
Doesn't matter if you're on some foreign adventure, because you search everywhere for them. EVERYWHERE.
16.
When you see dropped ones on the ground, you STILL want to eat them.
17.
Whenever you're eating something healthy, you think about how you might sneak for Goldfish into it.
18.
They can make you see psychedelic colors.
19.
Whenever you see the distinctive shape, you get Goldfish flashbacks.
20.
Seeing the Goldfish mobile makes you fantasize about what it would be like if it were filled with Goldfish crackers.
21.
The Flavor Blasted Goldfish will make you powder your nose on the regular.
22.
The original flavor feels like methadone to you.
23.
You introduce their succulent crunchiness to the innocent creatures around you.
24.
Whenever you develop too much of a tolerance for one variety... you discover a whole DIFFERENT kind to try.
25.
You've become a believer that ALL things should be baked.
26.
You know that Goldfish crackers are basically a religion.
