1. Being so amazed that you're actually standing in them that you then stupidly waste 20 minutes of your stamina dancing around in them AT HOME. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF FOX "This is fun!" -- Present You, being a total dick to Future You. 2. Leaving your house without any flats to change into, because you think it will be "totally fine." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF It will be FINE. 3. When you attempt to drive without breaking your ankle or the car. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com 4. When your feet hurt at work, and you walk like a kid who is pretending to play dress up. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF FOX "Hello, fellow co-worker, how is business stuff — aaaaaaaand I just stumbled into your crotch." Advertisement 5. When the heel decides to break off your shoe. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney 6. When your heels are so high that you look like a person who has never actually seen a human walk before. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Giphy / Via giphy.com 7. When the balls of your feet start to burn, and everyone starts to wonder if you have to pee. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney Because of course you forgot to put insoles in your damn shoes. 8. When you wear peep toes or sling backs, and you realize this means the world will see your gross feet. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney Advertisement 9. When you get your heel caught in a freaking grate. Flickr: freshelectrons / Creative Commons / Via Flickr: freshelectrons 10. When you have to decide being between comfy in flats or foxy in heels. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 11. When you forget you're wearing heels, and then you try to run. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via giphy.com 12. When you're NOT EVEN MOVING, and yet somehow still manage to fall. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via imgur.com Your body in heels is like a building that is not up to code: it could collapse at any minute. Advertisement 13. When you put on a new pair of heels for a big outing without breaking them in first. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Dreamworks Pictures 14. When the only way to look cool in your heels is to sit down. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Victoria's Secret / Via wifflegif.com As long as I am seated, no one will know that I am clumsy as hell. 15. When you're stuck in your seat at the bar because getting up means losing that seat. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF ABC And God help you if you lose your seat. 16. When you're so desperate for a place to sit down at a bar that you end up just hiding out in the bathroom. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Advertisement 17. When the Band-Aids you put over your blisters start to come off. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF BBC / Via giphy.com Every step is now agony, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, BAND-AIDS? 18. Being torn between keeping your heels on and having really, really dirty feet. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com How drunk do I have to be in order for this not to be gross? 19. When you get hammered and decide to just take off your shoes anyway. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Ugh, I'm really sorry about this, Future Me. :( 20. When you think, "Oh, I'll just take a shortcut through the grass!" View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Advertisement 21. When your beloved pets get ahold of your expensive shoes. Cheezburger / Via cheezburger.com NOOOOOOO well, I guess this means this shoe will never hurt me again. 22. When you FINALLY take your heels off for a break... and then make the mistake of putting them back on. Via imgur.com Why are my feet somehow two times as big and four times as painful as they were before? 23. When breaking in a new pair of shoes means having to practically break your foot. Via imgur.com 24. When you realize that high heels are not shoes, they are mean jokes pretending to be shoes. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Giphy / Via giphy.com Why must you be so cruel to us, high heels?! Share On facebook Share On facebook Share On vk Share On vk Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On lineapp Share On lineapp Share On twitter Share On twitter Share On email Share On email Share On sms Share On sms Share On whatsapp Share On whatsapp Share On more Share On more Share On tumblr Share On tumblr Share On link Share On link Share On copy Share On copy Omg It's Prime Day!