1. You have no idea how anyone has the coordination for a cat eye.
HOW CAN YOU REALLY SEE WHAT YOU’RE DOING IF YOU HAVE TO CLOSE YOUR EYES?
4. Your idea of “blending” eye shadows is just to put one on top of the other.
Is my eye smoky yet, or what? Isn’t this what you’re supposed to do two eye shadow colors?!
14. For you, blush only seems to come in two amounts: “can’t see it at all” and “I’m about to perform in a ballet recital.”
15. When you try to “fill in your eyebrows” you end up looking like you are wearing a disguise.
16. You are almost 100% sure that lip liner is a trap designed to make you look ridiculous.
Why does lip liner always last longer than lipstick? Why don’t they make lipstick out of the lip liner?!
20. Even if you get the lipstick off your teeth, the lipstick STILL finds a way to get back on your teeth!
Stop trying to be food, lipstick.
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