1. You have no idea how anyone has the coordination for a cat eye. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC HOW CAN YOU REALLY SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING IF YOU HAVE TO CLOSE YOUR EYES? 2. And being able to put liquid eyeliner on evenly is completely out of the question. Via memedonia.com 3. When you see a contouring tutorial like this: View this photo on Instagram instagram.com You always end up looking like this: Boyan Dimitrov / Via Shutterstock.com Like you are in an impressionist painting. Advertisement 4. Your idea of "blending" eye shadows is just to put one on top of the other. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Is my eye smoky yet, or what? Isn't this what you're supposed to do two eye shadow colors?! 5. What you think you will look like with a bold eye and lip: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via giphy.com What you actually look like: Via Twitter: @Gabe_Solizz 6. When you think you've bought the right lipstick shade, until you take it home and actually put it on: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via giphy.com Advertisement 7. When you get done doing your mascara, and you are all like: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF FOX / Via giphy.com Oh no, that's OK, eye makeup, there's no way that YOU COULD HAVE PREDICTED MY NEEDING TO BLINK. 8. Whenever you try to match your foundation, and you forget that it's winter now: Via Twitter: @VictoriaPerbets It's the foundation to all of your problems. 9. And just forget matching your foundation to your neck. Via divinedingo.tumblr.com What do you even do when your neck is a different color than your face?! 10. You know better than to even attempt to put on makeup after you've put on clothes. Via Twitter: @Jasmino91 Advertisement 11. Every time you try to put on powder, it's like an apocalyptic explosion. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20th Century Fox / Via wifflegif.com 12. When you try to blend your eye shadow with your fingers, and then you forget and touch your face: Via Twitter: @JoanneTatham 13. If you have ever worn fake eyelashes, you ended up looking like a crazy person about halfway through the night. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via giphy.com Look, I'm not an elementary school teacher, I don't work with glue on the regular. 14. For you, blush only seems to come in two amounts: "can't see it at all" and "I'm about to perform in a ballet recital." View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Advertisement 15. When you try to "fill in your eyebrows" you end up looking like you are wearing a disguise. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 16. You are almost 100% sure that lip liner is a trap designed to make you look ridiculous. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Why does lip liner always last longer than lipstick? Why don't they make lipstick out of the lip liner?! 17. To you, "concealer" means "a substance that you eventually end up smearing all over your damn face." 20th Century Fox / Via imgarcade.com 18. The only highlighters that you can use correctly are the yellow ones you use in school. Via lipglossiping.com Advertisement 19. That goes double for "makeup primer." Via Twitter: @RSVPMagazine Is this a scam? This feels like a scam. 20. Even if you get the lipstick off your teeth, the lipstick STILL finds a way to get back on your teeth! View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Stop trying to be food, lipstick. 21. When other people try to take off their makeup: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney / Via wifflegif.com When you try to take off your makeup: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney / Via giphy.com The one thing you are good at is getting it so your makeup stays on forever. Share On facebook Share On facebook Share On vk Share On vk Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On lineapp Share On lineapp Share On twitter Share On twitter Share On email Share On email Share On sms Share On sms Share On whatsapp Share On whatsapp Share On more Share On more Share On tumblr Share On tumblr Share On link Share On link Share On copy Share On copy Omg It's Prime Day!