If You Were In "Mean Girls," Here's What The Plastics Would Write About You In The Burn Book

So not grool.

I think it's pretty safe to say that the Burn Book is the most iconic part of Mean Girls, both the OG 2004 movie and the new 2024 musical version. There's even a board game version (which, I can confirm, is very fun).

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So, if you've watched either version of Mean Girls, you may have wondered — what would the Plastics write about you in their Burn Book? So, it’s time to answer these questions and find out!