22 Times Men On The Internet Decided They Knew More About What Women Like Than, You Know, Women Themselves

TIL my Yuri on Ice phase was just for a guy's attention. 😘

It's no secret that our society is filled with way too many pointlessly gendered products. However, some people on the internet — mostly men — have taken it upon themselves to unnecessarily gender certain hobbies, interests, and basic tasks for us as well.

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So, without further ado, here are some things women shouldn't like according to men on the internet, ie. the true experts on what women enjoy:

*Please note my sarcasm.

1. Every anime ever:

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2. Sporks and — goodness forbid — forks:

The unholy spork is a slight against God himself! from pointlesslygendered

3. Basic household tasks, like mowing the lawn or using the grill:

How could a woman possibly touch a bin or fill her car up? from pointlesslygendered

4. Getting ripped:

Sorry ladies you can't work out. You gotta be nice and soft and make us food and do some cuddling after the war from pointlesslygendered

5. Getting a military discount at Fabletics:

Fabletics only applies their military discounts to males. Females are not eligible for the military discount. from pointlesslygendered

6. Being supportive of your closest friends:

so it's about gender now? from pointlesslygendered

7. Eating this nasty-looking steak:

This is pathetic. from pointlesslygendered

8. Spending money on your boyfriend:

So femine to have shoes bought for you from pointlesslygendered

9. Cooking only one meal for your family to enjoy:

True!! from pointlesslygendered

10. Saying "whoa" instead of "wow":

Fellas, is it... from pointlesslygendered

11. Grocery shopping during a global pandemic:

Why? from pointlesslygendered

12. Thinking about football while taking care of business:

the two genders- football and shopping from pointlesslygendered

13. Wearing matching outfits:

Girls HATE matching outfits 😡 Boys LOVE matching outfits 😍 from pointlesslygendered

14. Loving their firstborn daughters:

What??? from pointlesslygendered

15. Drinking hot coffee:

Iced or Hot? from pointlesslygendered

16. Having self-esteem:

all men are narcissists and all women are insecure. sure. from pointlesslygendered

17. Using razors marketed toward men on their delicate flower petal skin:

If a girl wears man's underwear her butt will shrivel up and fall off. from pointlesslygendered

18. Playing any video game that isn't Candy Crush or Animal Crossing:

what now- from pointlesslygendered

19. Going to bars instead of grabbing a fruity lil' drink at Starbucks:

I feel this belongs here from pointlesslygendered

20. Any colors that aren't pastel:

Fellas, is it gay to prefer pastels? from pointlesslygendered

21. Music with bass:

Women can’t like bass..? from pointlesslygendered

22. And finally, a successful career in finance:

ONLY MEN CAN BE RESPONSIBLE WITH MONEY from pointlesslygendered

H/T r/pointlesslygendered