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Choose Your Favorite Baby Names And We'll Give You A Dad Joke

Choose Names For These Babies And We'll Tell You A Dad Joke

a very tiny baby wrapped in a blanket and wearing a crochet bow

Give this bundle of joy one of the top girl names of 2020.

Now choose one of the top boy names of 2020.

Choose a name fit for royalty.

Get this baby's story off on the right foot with a literature-inspired name.

Give this baby a magical Disney-inspired name.

Name this baby after an Old Hollywood star.

Choose someone to name this baby after.

Adobe Wan Kenobi.
(hat tip to [r/dadjokes](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/jff07n/what_does_r2d2_use_to_open_pdf_files/))

What does R2D2 use to open a PDF file?

They had a fight and 2021.
(hat tip to [r/dadjokes](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/einl6n/why_was_2019_afraid_of_2020/))

Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?

The clerk carefully counts out 13 bees.
"That's one too many!" says the customer.
The clerk replies, "It's a freebie."
(hat tip to [r/dadjokes](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/fh0jzi/a_man_walks_into_a_pet_store_and_asks_for_a_dozen/))

A person walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees.

Country.
(hat tip to [r/dadjokes](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/fhfita/what_genre_are_national_anthems/))

What genre are national anthems?

I can't express how angry that makes me.
(hat tip to [r/dadjokes](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/9obe9l/i_just_found_out_that_aaarghh_is_not_a_real_word/))

I just found out that "Aargh" is not a real word.

Now I have stable wi-fi.
(hat tip to [r/dadjokes](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/andjij/the_internet_connection_at_my_farm_is_really/))

The internet connection at my farm is really spotty, so I moved the modem to the barn.

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Choose Your Favorite Baby Names And We'll Give You A Dad Joke

Congratulations! You've just been crowned the Official Namer of Newborns.

While the title doesn't come with benefits like health insurance or a salary, the rewards are much more entertaining — dad jokes!

All you have to do is choose names for these babies, and then you'll be compensated with a ~pun-tastic~ dad joke in the end!

Choose Your Favorite Baby Names And We'll Give You A Dad Joke

Congratulations! You've just been crowned the Official Namer of Newborns.

While the title doesn't come with benefits like health insurance or a salary, the rewards are much more entertaining — dad jokes!

All you have to do is choose names for these babies, and then you'll be compensated with a ~pun-tastic~ dad joke in the end!

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