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    Things People Who Live In Town Homes Know To Be True

    Pulling your garbage out like *somebody is watching*

    Town home livin' is the BEST

    You learn that your neighbors have just as odd a schedule as you do

    You never have to see this prepostery outside

    You wonder what people are doing when their light is on at 3AM

    You never have the joy of experiencing THIS

    You have a low-maintenance lifestyle

    And seeing how your neighbor's decorate the exact same space is AH-MAZING

    You are super sympathetic to your HOA board...even though you don't show it

    You know about The Reserve at Montvale (below), and The Saddle River Grand in Woodcliff Lake, or Willow Run in Cresskill

    You also know that things NEED TO GO, because you just don't have space for it..

    Whether you're single or a small family - town homes are the places to live life to the fullest