Remember when you graduated from College?
Or wore Timberlands in 2006?
When you took a picture with Kermit?
Do you remember when you were a baby?
Do you remember when you were a complete badass?
Or celebrated 4th of July?
When you were really, really, really tan?
When your mom did your hair like Michelle Tanner's?
When you really, really liked wearing a dress?
Do you remember busting a move so hard?
Or when your mom made you wear a straw hat?
Do you remember being in ballet?
Or looking kinda like a baby?
Do you remember when you were QUEEN BAE for your birthday?
Do you remember Greek Week?
Or when you could drink this whole thing and not get a hangover?
DID YOU REMEMBER IT WAS APRIL FOOLS DAY?