1. When a simple sneeze could lead to a tragic accident.
2. And when a kid's logic could lead to drinking.
3. When leaky boobs force you to improvise.
4. And when snot forces you to suck.
5. When your purse turns into a diaper bag.
6. And when dirty laundry means poo-stained clothes.
7. When shopping leads to strangers staring.
8. And when a quiet moment means a disaster is striking.
9. When dinner becomes an argument and a struggle.
10. And when toilet paper becomes a snack.
Toddlers: I don't want to eat my dinner! It's yucky! Also toddlers:
11. When shoes have to be shared with a toddler.
12. When clothes you buy are never for you.
13. And, well, when this happens.
