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Ah, vaginas. They're the worst sometimes.
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Besides the fact that they bleed...
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They can also negatively alter your whole mood.
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Because they are so damn powerful.
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There's nothing worse than having this speculum ~enter~ you.
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They are really a bother sometimes.
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You even have to go to a special doctor for them.
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You're often left with the after effects of cramping.
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And the bloating is real AF sometimes.
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There's nothing worse than knowing you can have a front AND a back wedgie.
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Foreign objects like this get shoved up you.
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Or sometimes you even have to insert them yourself.
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Your vagina has a mind of its own.
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It does not care if you have to ask embarrassing questions.
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Or go through embarrassing (and uncomfortable) procedures.
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Tampons are just another thing you have to buy.
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And you can't go without toilet paper, ever.
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Your vag makes you take twice as long in public restrooms.
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Vagina life just sucks sometimes.
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Like really, really sucks.
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And you have to keep it (or her, rather) happy at all times.
But — let's look on the bright side — at least we don't have *gasp* PENISES.
