1.
Knowing just how nerve-wracking making friends as a mom is:
2.
Feeling exhausted just from everyday tasks:
3.
Living life with poop literally anywhere and everywhere:
4.
Finding toys and random baby things (like socks) in your purse:
5.
Feeling like a walking garbage bin:
6.
Literally never being able to keep your house clean, ever:
7.
Accepting the fact that nothing is surprising anymore:
8.
Trying not to look exhausted 24/7:
9.
Realizing that your "plans" are never exciting:
10.
And also realizing sleep is a thing of the past:
11.
Having your shirt double as a tissue:
12.
Knowing your kid is inevitably up to no good:
13.
And also knowing that anything weird your kid does is actually normal because all kids are weird:
14.
Going a day without caffeine is impossible:
15.
And accepting the fact that you can still do all the things you used to do...but you might just pee your pants a little:
