1. This person who saves their chewed gum behind their ear:
2. This boss who sits their chewed gum on their employees' desks:
Apparently my supervisor left me a little present on my desk when she was using my phone. #UsedGum #Eww
3. These people who decorate their faces with their chewed gum:
4. The person who hides their chewed gum in handle loops on the subway:
5. And this person who hides their chewed gum in pistachio shells:
6. This person who smashes their chewed gum on office chairs:
7. This person who sticks their chewed gum to the outside of cars:
8. And this person who sticks their chewed gum on car gas meters:
9. This person who puts their chewed gum in USB charging ports:
10. This person who spits their chewed gum into urinals:
11. This person who places their chewed gum on their arm hair:
12. These people who drop their chewed gum in drinking fountains:
13. This person who sticks their chewed gum under car door handles:
14. And this person who sticks their chewed gum under chair legs:
15. This person who smears their chewed gum between pamphlets on airplanes:
16. This person who leaves chewed gum in beds:
17. These people who paste their chewed gum on trees:
18. And these people who decorate the backs of signs with their chewed gum:
19. This person who smushes their chewed gum on top of soda bottles:
20. This person who tacks their chewed gum on subway walls:
21. This person who sticks their chewed gum on the top of gum containers:
22. And this person who sticks their chewed gum on the top of cotton swab containers:
23. This person who tacks their chewed gum on coat hooks:
24. This person who spreads their chewed gum under tables:
25. And this person who leaves their chewed gum on the side of tables:
26. This person who sticks their chewed gum on plates next to food:
27. This person who decorates walls with their chewed gum:
28. This person who spits their chewed gum in the street:
29. And this person who spits their chewed gum on the carpet:
So remember...
Chewed gum doesn't belong under dinner tables...
...or under school desks.
Not on paper...
...or on your face.
THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE:
