1. Parent: "I'm gonna have some beer and chill with the adults." Kid: "I'm gonna run around with this knife."
i just laughed for 15 minutes straight
2. Parent: "Finally, the kitchen pantry is clean." Kid: "Finally, I ripped off all the paper on those shiny things."
3. Parent: "So happy I got everything cleaned while the baby was napping." Kid: "That shit felt good while I was napping."
4. Parent: "I gotta get that cash to the bank." Kid: "My cutting skills are getting so good."
5. Parent: "OK, I think I have just about everything I need, where's..." Kid: "Wow, you can really see everything up here. Hi, mom!"
6. Parent: "Wow, the kids have been so quiet, it's nice." Kid: "Mommy, I cut mine and sissy's hair!"
Yโall, my nephew found the electric shaver and went wild ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
7. Parent: "Darn, I forgot a fork, let me go get one..." Kid: "Now mom will never get the knives mixed up with the forks."
8. Parent: "CANNOT wait to relax and catch up on Game of Thrones." Kid: "Oopsie. Maybe they won't notice."
9. Other parent: "Where did I put the diaper rash cream?" Kid: "Play-Doh is fun!"
10. Parent: "All I want to do is veg out on the couch." Kid: "It's like snow, but not cold!"
11. Parent: "I gotta finish sending those work emails." Kid: "This looks pretty."
12. Parent: "Eh, I don't need anything in this store." Kid: "I need this and this and this and..."
13. Parent: "So glad I got the pup's bath out of the way." Kid: "My puppy needs a makeover."
When someone asks if you want kids:
