1. When you have good intentions:
2. When you spend an hour teasing your hair and have to start over again:
3. When you are just feelin' the music:
4. When you have to deal with the consequences of taking so long:
5. When you can't figure out what to wear:
6. When you just aren't getting ready at all:
7. When you take breaks to see how good the Snapchat filters look:
8. When people won't leave you alone:
9. When you start drinking wine instead of getting ready:
10. And then you finish the glass and it takes even longer to get ready:
11. When you start taking selfies:
12. When you attempt to clean up before leaving:
13. And when you just have to finish up getting ready on the way:
