1. How you talk to your kids:
At 0 years: "Hi, sweet baby! Say, 'MOM-M-A!'"
At 3 years: "Do you need to go potty first?"
At 7 years: "DID YOU HEAR ME?!"
Bravo
2. What your kid wants to do:
At 0 years: Eat and poop.
BBC
At 3 years: Throw temper tantrums.
Dreamworks
3. At 7 years: Play on your phone.
Warner Bros.
4. How you react when your kid wants something:
At 0 years: You get it for them immediately.
HBO
At 3 years: You think about the pros and cons first.
hulu
At 7 years: The answer is NO.
ABC
5. What your kid gets in trouble for:
At 0 years: Absolutely nothing.
CBS
At 3 years: Doing anything dangerous.
Paramount
At 7 years: EVERYTHING.
DualStar
6. What you worry about:
At 0 years: If you're doing everything right.
Fox
7. At 3 years: If your kid needs a nap.
NBC
At 7 years: If your kid is going to have Common Core math on their homework.
8. What you bring when you go somewhere with your kid:
At 0 years: You basically pack the whole house.
Disney
At 3 years: You only bring snacks and small toys.
At 7 years: Nada.
Showtime
9. How much sleep you get:
At 0 years: Literally none.
hulu
At 3 years: A fair amount, but with multiple interruptions.
CW
At 7 years: Finally, a FULL night's sleep.
ABC
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