1.
You know sleep is a thing of the past:
2.
You know shaving is definitely not a priority:
3.
You know what it's like to live in your own filth for days:
4.
You know how it feels to socialize without your baby:
5.
You know what literal hell feels like:
6.
You know that driving can be very dangerous:
7.
You know new magic tricks:
8.
You know personal hygiene isn't all that important:
10.
You know what true disappointment feels like:
11.
You know all about dry shampoo:
12.
You know how much money is wasted on toys:
13.
You know what it's like to really be obsessed with someone:
14.
You know what it's like to pee a little during normal activities:
15.
You know what it's like to worry about your baby's bodily functions:
16.
You know what it's like to try to reason with an infant:
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And you know what it's like to get puked on all day, every day:
