1. You look like shit because you were up at 3 a.m. with a crying baby, not a beer bong.
2. You open your book bag for a pen and about a hundred stale Goldfish fall out.
3. Your idea of losing baby weight is running across campus to make it to class on time.
4. The whole class knows when you need to pump.
5. You get hit with homework twice. Yours and your kid's.
6. Your childless professor won’t give you a break on anything, even a sick kid.
7. Nothing is worse than showing up to class only to find out it's been cancelled.
8. Every day you wonder why the school doesn’t offer designated parking spots for moms.
9. The night before a test is always the night your kid transforms into Chucky.
10. You’ll take any form of caffeine to stay awake during class…
11. Breaks between classes are spent milking yourself.
12. You can barely read the notes for your exam because your kid scribbled all over them.
13. You go to Target to get school supplies and end up leaving with baby stuff on clearance instead.
14. You seriously consider making a gofundme page.
15. Your definition of multi-tasking is pumping and typing a paper at the same time.
16. Other students stop telling you there’s spit up on your shirt. Now, they just expect it.
17. You attempt to read a textbook to your child as a bedtime story.
18. At the rate you’re going, you and your kid will graduate at the same time.
