1. You always have that inevitable gap. dani_n_mason / Via instagram.com It's wishful thinking that maybe one day you'll grow into the cups. 2. If someone bumps into you, they pretty much just bounce off all the padding in your push-up bra. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF YouTube No need to apologize, ma'am. I didn't feel a thing. 3. Putting on a sports bra makes your tiny boobs basically non-existent. labhnyc / Via instagram.com Honestly, the sports bra is purely decorative; it's not like you need the support. 4. And if you lose weight, it's definitely only lost in your breasts. Netflix 5. If you go without a bra, no one can even tell. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC But you totally can, because it feels like you've got miniature teepees under your shirt. 6. Everyone assumes you stuff your bra. i_said_sara / Via instagram.com But you don't — you just buy one with insane padding. 7. If your partner wants anything to ~grab onto~ it's definitely not going to be your boobs. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Vevo 8. You have to push your arms together really, really tight to create any sort of cleavage. Fox 9. You almost always need a smaller top and a bigger bottom. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF E! Especially when it comes to swimwear. 10. Lying on your back makes them completely disappear. Via instagram.com Look at that. You're a fucking magician. 11. You've learned to just embrace all the old school jokes. someecards.com IBTC and damn proud. 12. You'd think you would never have to worry about dudes staring at your boobs... Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC ...because what is there to look at? But you still do, because creepers don't discriminate based on size! 13. Sometimes you still feel like that little girl waiting for puberty to kick in. ABC 14. But you definitely try to look at the positives. octoberskyy87 / Via instagram.com 15. And you'll never have back problems because of them. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Universal So, let's count this one as a #win.