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15 Things That Make All Girls With Small Boobs Say, "For Real, Though"

Little boobs in a big world.

1. You always have that inevitable gap.

It's wishful thinking that maybe one day you'll grow into the cups.
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It's wishful thinking that maybe one day you'll grow into the cups.

2. If someone bumps into you, they pretty much just bounce off all the padding in your push-up bra.

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No need to apologize, ma'am. I didn't feel a thing.

3. Putting on a sports bra makes your tiny boobs basically non-existent.

Honestly, the sports bra is purely decorative; it's not like you need the support.
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Honestly, the sports bra is purely decorative; it's not like you need the support.

4. And if you lose weight, it's definitely only lost in your breasts.

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5. If you go without a bra, no one can even tell.

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But you totally can, because it feels like you've got miniature teepees under your shirt.

6. Everyone assumes you stuff your bra.

But you don't — you just buy one with insane padding.
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But you don't — you just buy one with insane padding.

7. If your partner wants anything to ~grab onto~ it's definitely not going to be your boobs.

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8. You have to push your arms together really, really tight to create any sort of cleavage.

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9. You almost always need a smaller top and a bigger bottom.

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Especially when it comes to swimwear.

10. Lying on your back makes them completely disappear.

Look at that. You're a fucking magician.
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Look at that. You're a fucking magician.

11. You've learned to just embrace all the old school jokes.

IBTC and damn proud.
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IBTC and damn proud.

12. You'd think you would never have to worry about dudes staring at your boobs...

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...because what is there to look at? But you still do, because creepers don't discriminate based on size!

13. Sometimes you still feel like that little girl waiting for puberty to kick in.

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14. But you definitely try to look at the positives.

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15. And you'll never have back problems because of them.

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So, let's count this one as a #win.

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