1. Had your kid spit food they didn't like in your hand. BuzzFeed NBD. 2. Scooped your kid's turds out of the tub. danimcallister_ / Via instagram.com Hey, it happens. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 3. Ate your kid's picked-over leftovers. themidwestmama / Via instagram.com Who is wasteful? Not you! 4. Stuck your hand in the toilet to fish out a toy or some other object your kid decided to throw in there. nixilauroo / Via instagram.com Calm down, you cleaned your hand after. Or maybe you didn't. 5. Rubbed snot off your kid's nose with your bare hand. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF ABC You call this improvising. 6. Bitten food into pieces for your kid when you didn't have a knife (or were too lazy to use one). BuzzFeed What they don't know won't hurt them. 7. Smelled your kid's diaper even though you were already pretty sure it was poopy. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF ABC Sometimes you just gotta be 110% sure. 8. Taken a drink after your kid. mizz_deej130 / Via instagram.com In your defense, you didn't see the floaters until after. 9. Caught barf with a part of your body. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC Your hand, your leg — really anything to minimize the mess. 10. Used your shirt as a washcloth. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF TV Land At any point in time, one of your shirts could have vomit, pee, or feces on it. 11. Cleaned your kid's face with your spit. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @misswiechec Just like grandma taught you. 12. Taken a picture of your kid's impressive (or questionable) poop. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF CW Sometimes you need to share these things, for scientific purposes of course. 13. "Cleaned" a dirty pacifier or bottle nipple by licking it. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF wifflegif.com Because you can't always be around soap and hot water. 14. Really used the five-second rule. Nickelodeon And sometimes it becomes the 10-second rule. 15. Took just a LITTLE taste of your own breast milk. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF CBS I mean, you were just curious. 16. Knew there was poop somewhere on you, but didn't change because you weren't sure where it was. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF New Line Cinema If you can't see it, it's not there.