2. Thinking your time of the month is over, only to be let down at the worst possible moment:
me: yay! my period is finally over, time to wear that super cute new underwear I got *puts them on* period: not so fasT BICH
4. Being ~late~ and immediately convincing yourself you're pregnant, even if it isn't possible:
6. Knowing what it feels like to have to use toilet paper when you don't have a sanitary pad on hand:
You ever run out of tampons when your period has just started and you need to do bleeding+walking/driving math to get to the nearest store and try to calculate just how much toilet paper you need to fashion into a makeshift pad/wad? That’s not easy shit.
8. Feeling the pain of a pube getting stuck on a pad:
In my family *RED ALERT* means your pube or lip is stuck in your feminine pad adhesive.
9. Being fearful of standing up and finding out that you bled through your pants and onto a chair:
When you on yo period and you scared to stand up
10. Having a heavy flow and praying that you don't clog the toilet:
*on my period* me : toilet paper please flush toilet paper : PleASe FLuSh
11. Making men realize that they will never understand the struggle of sneezing while on your period:
Now everyone keeps tweeting me about sneezing while on their period. I've never regretted a tweet so much.
You never know what to expect on your period. PERIOD.
