1. Being ~late~ and immediately convincing yourself you're pregnant, even if it isn't possible:
3. Knowing that your period is every reason for why you act unpleasant at any given moment.
[5 seconds after i get my period] hmm so that’s why i acted that way last thursday at 2:07pm
5. Thinking your time of the month is over, only to be let down at the worst possible moment:
me: yay! my period is finally over, time to wear that super cute new underwear I got *puts them on* period: not so fasT BICH
7. Morphing into that state where your period is your identity:
Him: Hi Me, on my period: I feel like you’re lying but ok
9. Feeling the pain of a pube getting stuck on a pad:
In my family *RED ALERT* means your pube or lip is stuck in your feminine pad adhesive.
10. Being at the mercy of your menstruation every damn time:
my period showing up unannounced, like a customer at 8:59 pm when we close at 9. i say, “sorry we’re about to close,” and my period replies, “you work for me, bitch.”
11. Having a heavy flow and praying that you don't clog the toilet:
*on my period* me : toilet paper please flush toilet paper : PleASe FLuSh
12. Making men realize they will never understand the struggle of sneezing while on your period:
Now everyone keeps tweeting me about sneezing while on their period. I've never regretted a tweet so much.
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