Below are 16 really funny parents who have graced us with some hilarious parenting jokes on Twitter recently. So, if any make you LOL, be sure to give that person a follow! Now, without further ado, please enjoy...
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My son got hungry so I gave him a snack. His teacher is gonna say how he can’t eat and before I knew it, I yelled from the kitchen “Girl, he is at home honey!” & then there was silence.......
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I asked my son to turn down his music and he 'okayed boomer' me so now we're turning off the wi-fi for a bit
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We’ve been getting a meal kit service and 9yo has been gamely trying all of it, but the other day it was salmon, which I knew he’d never eat, so I made him chicken fingers from frozen instead. He was like “WOW, is this hello fresh? This is INCREDIBLE.”
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Thoughts and prayers for my son who thought it would be funny to tell me “I’ll get to it when I get to it, woman”
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My son lost his tooth yesterday and I go to his room last night to grab the tooth in exchange for some $$$... And this is the message he wrote... 😒😒😒 with full on instructions 🤦🏾♂️🙄🤣
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I tracked 16’s phone to see if he was where he was supposed to be. He was not. So I called 16 and asked where he was. He named the place he was supposed to be. I said oh REALLY? And the sound of his sighing realization that technology is a real bitch literally made my whole day.
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3-year-old: mama why do people get married? Me: well, when two people love each other very much it can be a good thing to do for tax purposes.
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At my daughter’s 4-year checkup, the doctor said she should be eating a varied diet and to make sure she’s eating a good amount from each food group and I think she said a bit about trying new foods but not sure cause I got distracted wondering if she’d ever actually met a 4yo.
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My tween daughter is the only one among her group of friends who doesn’t have a phone. I know this because she tells me every 30 minutes.
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[any time my family enters the room when I’m working] - are you on a call? - is it a video call? - are you on mute? - is it the kind where you have to pay attention? - are you even awake?
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You can be a calm, rational person who doesn’t rage-eat potato chips before 10am, or you can be a parent of children doing online school. You cannot be both.
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My 4-year-old wanted to use talk-to-text to send a message to his aunt. This is what was sent. My 4-year-old is THE world's worst rapper.
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Me, to 8y.o: “Why do you watch YouTube videos of other people playing video games when you could play them yourself?” 8: “Well, why do YOU watch TikTok videos of people dancing when you could do the dances yourself?” Well played, kid.
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My son thinks the heart is in the stomach and calls vaginas “berginas” so I think he’s officially ready to start giving medical advice on Facebook
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“Hmmm, I guess I’ll have that” - My 10yo after I told him what I was making for dinner like he’s got a choice in the matter
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In a world of many parenting hacks, only one hack remains indisputably effective when you need a kid to do something: "I'll time you."
Thanks to all these hilarious Twitter parents who gave us a chuckle!
