Parents·Posted on Jun 28, 201626 Things Every Pregnant Person Has Secretly DoneThere comes a point in every pregnancy where you just say, "Fuck it."by Krista TorresBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Went the whole day with your jeans unbuttoned and unzipped. Instagram: @allgdthngsrwldnfree And most days you didn't even bother with a bra. 2. Didn't shave... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20th Century Fox ...anything below your belly button. 3. Went to the drive-thru alone to order a #2, #5, and #7 with a milkshake. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Comedy Central Hey, the baby was craving it, not you. All you wanted was the milkshake. 4. Dropped something and didn't pick it up. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Welcome to the world of covering spills instead of cleaning them. 5. Put a mirror between your legs because you wanted to remember what it looked like BEFORE. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Syfy Farewell, sweet princess. 6. Not worn certain shoes because...cankles. instagram.com Swollen pregnancy feet are the worst. 7. Blamed your hormones for your behavior. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF HBO Just one time. All the other times it really was the hormones. 8. Purposely held your hand under your belly so people would know you were pregnant, not fat. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com You rubbed it, too. Just in case they couldn't tell. 9. Snuck some stuff for yourself on your baby registry. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Columbia Pictures You needed that stretch mark cream (and those alcohol test strips for your breast milk). 10. Peed a little in your pants. Paramount Pictures / Via instagram.com How were you supposed to hold your bladder with the weight of a human on it? 11. Dyed your hair. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Universal Pictures Experts say it won't harm the baby, but you still pretend you didn't. 12. Cried alone. memegenerator.net Due to one (or all) of the following: bacne, hemorrhoids, stretch marks, or a comment someone made earlier in the day. 13. Been so constipated you were scared the baby was going to come out if you pushed any harder. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF New Line Cinema But when you finally did go, it was literally a shitshow. 14. Squeezed your nipples to see if breast milk would squirt out. knowyourmeme.com And were tempted to taste it. 15. Exaggerated the pregnancy "waddle" to look more legit. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF BBC Because you're F#$%ING pregnant, ladies and gentlemen! 16. Drank caffeine. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF New Line Cinema It was only a little. 17. Forgot to take your prenatal vitamins. Instagram: @_fairydetox Vitamins aren't birth control. You took two the next day. 18. Had full-blown adult conversations with your belly. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Poppy Productions BFFs 4 LIFE. 19. Ate ice cream out of the carton. All of it. instagram.com Okay, fine. You did this when you weren't pregnant, too. 20. Got disappointed if the sex of the baby wasn't what you wanted. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF E!/Ryan Seacrest Productions It's okay, you got over it pretty fast. 21. Experienced discharge that was just weird. Paramount Pictures What she said. 22. Used your pregnancy as an excuse to not have to do something. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20th Century Fox Sudden movements, like getting off the couch, could induce early labor. 23. Passed gas in public. memegenerator.net Walk away! Walk away! 24. Spent way too much time getting the perfect angle for that nine-month-preggo selfie. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Bigger is better! 25. Planned a sex marathon to induce labor. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC GET IT OUT. 26. Psst! One last secret: You weren't really listening during any conversations because all you thought about was food. instagram.com This was you on the reg.