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Dad farts can be particularly cruel.
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Even Siri can smell them.
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They can travel room to room.
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And dad farts truly linger longer.
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They also run in the family.
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And sometimes they're more like a #dadshart.
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Some can even be live-tweeted.
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They are so potent, they can shock dad himself.
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Many times, dad farts slip out in anger.
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Occasionally, they smell like cheese.
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A bad dad fart could potentially wipe out entire continents.
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They possess a powerful aroma that no one knows better than dad himself.
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Everyone knows their universal sign.
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And they also have quite the history.
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They will stop you in your tracks.
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Dads love to view their wrath from a distance.
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Sometimes dad farts take on other forms of stank.
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And good dads make sure to "pass" them down accordingly.
