1. Any time you attempt to cook something, you burn it. mhairi_fraser / Via instagram.com Yes, even frozen pizza. 2. And you can forget about baking. Via Twitter: @KerryOJ Store-bought cupcakes are the way to go. 3. Just thinking about cleaning up afterward gives you a headache. Via instagram.com My worst nightmare. 4. Your S.O. knows what they can expect from you. stay3xcellent / Via instagram.com Also: me as a mom. 5. Even when you try to perform the easiest of tasks, such as reheating leftovers, you fail. pennylane1210 / Via instagram.com Damn you, Olive Garden. 6. You're incapable of boiling anything without the pot overflowing. nikkibassie / Via instagram.com Every. Single. Time. 7. You always manage to set off the smoke detector. mediocre94 / Via instagram.com Hey, at least you know it works! 8. When you have to use a knife, it's inevitable that you're going to get cut too. danielle7.15.13 / Via instagram.com You can never do anything right! 9. You don't understand what can and cannot go in the oven. messydeskmessybrain / Via instagram.com Or in the microwave for that matter. 10. You can never get the lids off jars. shahabpierre / Via instagram.com The literal worst. 11. When you cook frozen food, it's usually still frozen in the middle. Food Network 12. You can't even cook something in the microwave without making a mess. Via Twitter: @LaurenDouglas5 Hey, it's hard to judge how much liquid you can put in a cup. 13. Your dinners typically look similar to this. Via Twitter: @search Delicious. 14. Popcorn is pretty much off-limits in your house. carolinegick / Via instagram.com Nothing smells worse than burned popcorn. 15. You always drop ingredients. pamallen16 / Via instagram.com FML. 16. You often ruin utensils when you are attempting to cook on the stove. alex_larsen5 / Via instagram.com Burned spoons, melted handles.... 17. BUT you CAN cook macaroni 'n' cheese.* ashwillz9717 / Via instagram.com *Instant mac 'n' cheese.