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    17 Things You Only Know If You're A Terrible, Terrible Cook

    Don't ever ask me what's for dinner.

    1. Any time you attempt to cook something, you burn it.

    2. And you can forget about baking.

    3. Just thinking about cleaning up afterward gives you a headache.

    4. Your S.O. knows what they can expect from you.

    5. Even when you try to perform the easiest of tasks, such as reheating leftovers, you fail.

    6. You're incapable of boiling anything without the pot overflowing.

    7. You always manage to set off the smoke detector.

    8. When you have to use a knife, it's inevitable that you're going to get cut too.

    9. You don't understand what can and cannot go in the oven.

    10. You can never get the lids off jars.

    11. When you cook frozen food, it's usually still frozen in the middle.

    12. You can't even cook something in the microwave without making a mess.

    13. Your dinners typically look similar to this.

    14. Popcorn is pretty much off-limits in your house.

    15. You always drop ingredients.

    16. You often ruin utensils when you are attempting to cook on the stove.

    17. BUT you CAN cook macaroni 'n' cheese.*