Here's A List Of Acceptable Things To Get New Moms For Mother's Day

    Good news: it rhymes with cheap ;-)

    Are you sitting there wondering, I mean REALLY wondering, what new moms actually want for Mother’s Day?

    If so, the answer really is quite simple...

    SLEEP.

    Uninterrupted sleep.

    "Long enough to have a good dream" sleep.

    I'm talkin' Kim Kardashian type of sleep.

    "Pass out wherever they want and not be disturbed" sleep.

    "Have the bed all to yourself" sleep.

    "Give me a kiss and leave me the heck alone" type of sleep.

    Maybe even a full twelve hours of sleep.

    You see, presents are great (and always welcomed), but after becoming a new mom, nothing can put a smile on your face quite like sleep can.