Parents·Posted on Aug 10, 201915 Hysterical Mom Truths Of The Week That Will Make You CackleBottom's up moms, it's been a long week!by Krista TorresBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Jax ⚡️ @Diamond_Jax (I am 6 months pregnant) Me after ordering my coffee: Stranger at Starbucks: you know you should be drinking decaf when you’re pregnant. Me: I’m... not pregnant. Stranger: (horrified) I am so, so sorry! And that’s what you get for giving unsolicited advice. 02:13 PM - 02 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. View this photo on Instagram 3. View this photo on Instagram 4. Shasta @shastamaria When I was 18 I thought it would be cute to get a butterfly tattoo on my lower hip but after 6 c-sections it looks like a sad moth in a top hat. 03:23 PM - 25 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. View this photo on Instagram 6. Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets @gfishandnuggets Apparently new moms are supposed to “sleep when the baby sleeps,” but I have yet to find anyone who has mastered the art of sleeping while driving or pushing a stroller. 03:53 PM - 01 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. View this photo on Instagram 8. Jessie @mommajessiec My 8-year-old son told me my veins on the back of my legs are looking better, thus showing me he really knows how to compliment a woman. 01:25 PM - 27 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. View this photo on Instagram 10. View this photo on Instagram 11. View this photo on Instagram 12. View this photo on Instagram 13. Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Looking to update my kitchen decor, but I can’t decide between a country chic curtain for above the sink or a giant banner that says RINSE YOUR DAMN PLATE 04:37 PM - 18 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. View this photo on Instagram 15. View this photo on Instagram Cheers to getting through another week, mommas! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF