Parents·Posted on Aug 13, 202016 Relatable Moments People Who've Been In A Long-Term Relationship Will Find Super HilariousLet me empty my butt before you shower...by Krista TorresBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink If you're currently in a long-term relationship, you'll chuckle at how accurate the following tweets and Instagrams are: 1. When you have no shame talking about even the most embarrassing things: View this photo on Instagram @nkechynere / Instagram: @nkechynere 2. When you have designated sides of the bed and you don't need to pretend to be comfortable: Not Sara @smithsara79 [falling asleep] Him: *wraps his arms around me & softly kisses just below my ear* goodnight, my love Me: *reaches back to touch his face* get the fuck off my side of the bed 07:04 PM - 28 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @smithsara79 / twitter.com 3. When you accidentally buy each other the same card: Kate Bornstein @katebornstein We--@urbantantrika & I-- have been together so long, we bought each other same same anniversary card! 10:18 PM - 29 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite @katebornstein / twitter.com 4. And when you accidentally buy each other the same ~domesticated~ gift: View this photo on Instagram @dcdeb52 / Instagram: @dcdeb52 5. When you're used to tolerating the stench of your partner's dumps before or during a hot shower: Matt O'Brien @matt_obrien a long term relationship means hearing "let me empty my butt before you shower" while still finding that other person sexually attractive 06:51 PM - 15 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite @matt_obrien / twitter.com 6. When you know exactly how to pick and choose your battles: paperwash© @PaperWash Relationships are a lot like sports, at first you're really excited but by the end you've eaten too many hot dogs and are too drunk to argue 04:38 PM - 24 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite @PaperWash / twitter.com 7. When your idea of a good gift for one another is something practical: Mollee Sullivan @midlomollee You know you've been married a long time when you get each other completely domestic anniversary gifts and love it. 07:02 PM - 08 Jan 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite @midlomollee / twitter.com 8. When your partner automatically knows what you're talking about, even with zero description: recognize. @jenihead @tfunktwits i am a master at substituting the word "thingy" for every noun and somehow he always knows what im talking about 03:29 PM - 30 May 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite @jenihead / twitter.com 9. When you both forget your anniversary: Veronica R. Soto @verodelchuco You know you've been married a while when it's your mother in law that reminds you of your anniversary... 08:50 PM - 04 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite @verodelchuco / twitter.com 10. When you have the same sense of style: View this photo on Instagram @dympna.good / Instagram: @dympna 11. And when you accidentally color coordinate: View this photo on Instagram @mpophamholloway / Instagram: @mpophamholloway 12. When you do really weird stuff because you get each other's odd sense of humor: Michael Palo @olapekim My wife and I are hilarious...to ourselves! #Marriedtoolong 06:05 AM - 05 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite @olapekim / twitter.com 13. When you accidentally wind up shopping at the same place at the same time: View this photo on Instagram @sandsaucetea / Instagram: @sandsaucetea 14. Or when you realize you're eating at the same place at the same time: View this photo on Instagram @madellekelly / Instagram: @madellekelly 15. When you start adopting your partner's habits, like their skincare routine: View this photo on Instagram @brandyyyy.not.brandi / Instagram: @brandyyyy 16. And when you know all of their annoying habits by heart: Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer Before you marry someone: 1. Listen to them eat a bowl of cereal. 2. Ask them which side of the bed they sleep on. 3. Watch them brush their teeth. 4. Make sure you are temperature compatible. 5. Survive one cold and flu season at minimum. 06:12 PM - 28 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @Parkerlawyer / twitter.com Kuddos to you if you've been with your partner long enough to relate to these! If you found any of the above tweets or Instagrams super funny, be sure to give that person a follow!