There is a section of Reddit that has photos of what I am calling "food impostors." In the subreddit, r/forbiddensnacks, people are sharing all the things that look like food but are not. Here are some recent ones:
1. These wax shavings are posing as shredded coconut:
2. These rubber bands are not being funny by trying to impersonate pasta:
3. These paint rollers are straight-up rude for pretending to be sushi:
4. Peeps has no business making their marshmallow treats makeup sponges:
5. This dirt-and-perlite mix is rightfully in the trash, but wrongfully looking like a cake:
6. This compacted snow emerging out of the drain pipe is cruel for looking like giant marshmallow squares I want to put on my s'more:
7. And this jar of "fat" is pure evil for impersonating orange juice:
8. This goop that was compacted in a blender is NOT caramel:
9. And this is 100% not ramen:
10. These ice-melting beads are not to be confused with Dippin' Dots:
11. Today I learned that elemental iodine is NOT blueberries:
12. This lovely rock is not the juicy steak it appears to be:
13. And these rocks are not cookies at all:
14. The matchsticks in this tub are not those yummy shoestring potato sticks that were big in the '90s:
15. These Tesla parts are, in fact, metal — not chocolate squares:
16. And this paint is not a freshly cooked egg with yolk:
17. These dirt daubers have made a disgusting nest that unfortunately looks like taquitos:
18. This company has made a potion for removing hair that is definitely not ice cream or cotton candy:
19. These self-adhesive pads might trick little kids into thinking they're chocolate:
20. And apparently, some chocolate companies think makeup cookies 'n' cream is a good idea, as opposed to...IDK, actual chocolate (honestly, no shade, though — I would try LOL):
21. This wall paste is not marshmallow cream *tear*:
22. And this paint is not fresh pudding *double tear*:
23. Lastly, and just because this one threw me a bit: It IS a chicken strip, not a pen15. OK, BYE.
