Every Single Married Woman Has Done Or Thought About At Least One Of These 15 Husband Tricks

    Husband: Does it bother you when I... Wife: YES

    1. This woman's husband wanted a sweet treat, so she made orange rolls...but to "keep things interesting," she put nacho cheese on one of them. Hehe.

    cinnamon rolls

    2. This woman's husband bought a fancy 5K monitor, but she decided to use it for work. It's not a touch screen, but she puts her finger on the monitor to keep track of spreadsheet rows.

    fingerprints all over a computer monitor

    3. The woman who did this just to give her husband a fright first thing in the morning.

    Toilet with a skull and hands decal, creating an illusion of a skeleton emerging from the bowl

    4. This woman doesn't have time for her husband to finish his sentences anymore.

    Husband: Does it bother you when I —

    Me: Yes.

    — Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 12, 2020
    Twitter: @mommajessiec

    5. This woman knows she's bitchy in the mornings, but justifies it with apology pizza.

    Pizza box with handwritten note saying "Your wife is sorry for being a ***** today." Text partially redacted

    6. And this woman knows she doesn't have a way with words but totally owns it.

    A handwritten note expressing conflicting emotions of attraction and frustration

    7. However, this woman is just waiting for Hallmark to do the work for her.

    Hallmark needs to come out with some real talk anniversary cards.

    I’m needing something that says, "I'm just as surprised as you are that we’re still together.”

    — Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 6, 2020
    Twitter: @sarcasticmommy4

    8. This woman serves burnt croissants to her husband for dinner.

    A black croissant on a white surface near a woven basket

    9. And this woman truly peeves her husband by attacking pizza with scissors.

    Two pizzas in open boxes, one half-eaten with a slice removed, and a pizza cutter rests on the other

    10. Here's another woman who likes to make up the rules when it comes to serving.

    Person slicing a cheesecake badly with two pieces on plates nearby

    11. This woman spits straight facts to her hubby.

    My wife just compared being married to me with eating junk food. It‘s good and easy in the moment but never satisfying and actually really bad for your long term health.

    — WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) September 22, 2019
    Twitter: @daddydoubts

    12. And this woman doesn't really communicate at all.

    I’ve realized I’m at the point in my marriage where I assume that any time my husband disappears, he’s probably off taking a shit. If he ever goes missing I’m going to be on the news like:

    Reporter: You didn’t look for him for two days

    Me: I figured he was REALLY constipated

    — Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) June 29, 2020
    Twitter: @thearibradford

    13. This woman knows that her wedding anniversary is for receiving only.

    It's our wedding anniversary today & we stuck with our usual tradition. He bought me flowers & I completely forgot. #wifefail

    — Sara Sheridan (@sarasheridan) September 22, 2017
    Twitter: @sarasheridan

    14. This woman locks the cupcakes up when her husband is home.

    Plastic container secured with a green strap and padlock, hinting at humorous food protection measures

    15. And, finally, this woman who has husband obligations.

    She'll fart in the grocery store and leave me to accept the blame, THAT'S my wife

    — Crac⚡ked (@a_simpl_man) January 20, 2021
    Twitter: @a_simpl_man