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Started my own school day count tracker. #teacherproblems @redbull
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😂😂😂 #teachersarefunny #wvedchat
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Me: So what did you do over the weekend for your birthday? 8 yr old: Oh we went to Vegas and stayed the Venetian because that’s my favorite hotel. Me: Oh wow! I’ve never been there before! 8 yr old: Why? Are you poor? #teachingishard
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First confiscated item of the year...high school kids are the weirdest. 🥒 #teacherlife #teacherprobs
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I no longer have a living room, just a grading den: #teachingishard
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I love grading papers that have bite marks taken out of them. #kindergartenteacherproblems
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"Hey guys, grab a book, get comfortable and read for 10 minutes." - I'd say he's following my directions! #GRCSU #VTEd #TeacherLife
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Yesterday one of my students called me mom. I’ve officially made it.
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Student in 6th hour notices a successful catch in the glue trap on the floor. Picked it up to show the class and a second student asks “What’s that, a Hot Pocket?” 😭 #teacherlife #WeFlyTogether
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Feel like this is a common conversation that happens in classrooms 😂 #TheApprentice #teacherstruggles #teacherlife #lifeofateacher
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one of my students just called me a "cruel beasty," which I'm taking as a sign of affection
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When you’re getting observed, but there’s a fire drill #teacherprobs
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I try. I promise I really try. 🙃 #struggleisreal #teacherprobs https://t.co/TJW3Q3kOnH
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I just took a pair of foam nunchucks away from a kid (don't ask, 5th grade is a weird age) and now my biggest struggle as a teacher is not flipping them around and doing a Michelangelo impression. #TeachingIsHard
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When you’re trying to learn your new schedule so you need an alarm for every transition. 😂😂😂 #TeacherStruggles
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Back to reality! #TeacherStruggles