Twitter-famous Kelly Oxford is a New York Times best-selling author, screenwriter, and blogger. She’s also a mom who brings the LOLs when she tweets about her kids.
Meet Bea (shown here holding the family cat).
Same.
Bea's already dreading Aunt Flo.
She knows more about baked goods than you ever will.
She's making career choices early in life.
She doesn't feel sorry for you — especially if you're a celeb.
She isn't afraid to admit her existential struggles.
She knows what house she's skipping next Halloween.
She's probably a member of the Illuminati.
She's got a bright future ahead of her.
She gets that she knows too much for her own good.
And she also understands the importance of the Kardashians.
She just makes sense.
You can only imagine who her first best friend is.
She's not going to waste her time on you.
And she's probably judging you.
She's all about expanding her palate.
She won't ever make the same mistakes you do.
Sometimes even she regrets the questions she asks.
