Parents Are Sharing Hilarious Back-To-School Tweets And They're Perfect For Anyone Who Needs A Good Laugh Today
ME: Hurry up or you'll be late for school. 7-year-old: Why would that make me go faster?
Back-to-school season is upon us and many kids have started or are getting ready to start school. Here's a little chuckle at how some of the parents have been handling it:
me: how was the first day of school?— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) August 17, 2021
son: best day ever!
me: really? what did you do?
son: nothing, really. just kind of sat there.
me: did you make any friends?
son: yeah, a best friend!
me: what's his name?
son: I don't know.
KINDERGARTEN IS A TRIP, Y'ALL.
In my opinion, parents should get a statutory extra 2 days off when the kids go back to school so they can have a haircut, hoover the car, go to the gym and sit peacefully for FIVE DAMN MINUTES. We could call it 'feeling like a real human again leave' or 'FLARHAL'.— Felicity Hannah (@FelicityHannah) August 31, 2023