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This year, help make school a safer place for everyone.
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And start teaching ’em young.
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Grab some of these if you skipped over the condoms...
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Stock up on this strategically placed margarita mix.
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Yup. Those are ashtrays.
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Throw some extra supplies in for science class.
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Let's hope the English teacher didn't make this sign.
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There's all kinds of wrong here.
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Make sure to grab one of each. 😉
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Label items to make things more clear on the first day.
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Nothing says, "happy first day" quite like a bag of soil.
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At least your kids will think school is COOL.
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What an outpouring of knowledge before school.
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Lastly, don't wait until the zombie apocalypse to shop for school supplies.
