Parents·Jun 6, 201619 All Too Real Reasons Moms Are LateMind-boggling disasters always happen right before you leave the house.by Krista TorresBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Your kid had a meltdown because their socks felt "funny." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via giphy.com You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Your kid had to pee the second you got in the car. Universal Pictures Last time you tried to make them hold it and ended up even more late. 3. Your kid spilled cereal everywhere. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Columbia Pictures And a gallon of milk. 4. Your kid had three more minutes left in time out. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Fuller House / Via giphy.com If you cave now, they'll never learn. 5. Your kid fell asleep. Via forum.neuftv.com Letting them nap does everyone a favor, trust me. 6. Your kid just had to see the end of Frozen. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Walt Disney Studios They couldn't let it go. 7. Your kid puked all over you. Spyglass Entertainment No one's helping you clean up that mess. 8. You had to pack diapers, snacks for later, an extra outfit, a few toys... Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Pixar And your sanity. 9. You made the mistake of letting your kid dress themselves. Torres / Via BuzzFeed You should have known better. 10. Your kid hid your keys... Via thinkstockphotos.com ...and can't remember where they put them. 11. You let your kid play with your phone while getting ready and now you can't find that either. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Nickelodeon Your kid swears they didn't "hide" it. 12. Your kid got stuck somewhere. Via m.videobash.com At least it wasn't in the toilet this time. 13. Your babysitter just cancelled. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Warner Bros / Via giphy.com A babysitter cancelling last minute is like a happy meal without a toy. 14. Your kid hurt themselves. Columbia Pictures And you were out of Band-Aids. It was a catastrophe. 15. You were on your way, but had to turn around because your kid forgot their lovey. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via giphy.com God forbid you leave home without it. 16. You can't find your kid's other shoe. Via pixabay.com Kids' shoes should really come in sets of three. 17. Your kid just took their first steps. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via giphy.com Or hit some other huge milestone. Things like this are a monumental, one-time deal. You understand, right? 18. There was a diarrhea explosion. Via memes.com This requires no explanation. 19. Lastly, your kid moves SO SLOW. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via giphy.com See this turtle? My kid moves half that speed.