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This person who gracefully showed up to their interview:
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This person who sustained an injury talking about food:
3.
This person who used the shopping cart carseat for produce:
4.
This person who has only two requirements for feeling accomplished:
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This person whose only "grown" skill is being good in bed:
6.
This person who memorizes the location of objects in their room instead of cleaning it:
7.
This person who is frightened by the thought of someone wanting to take care of another human:
8.
And this person who has to Google basic terminology:
9.
This person who can't complete everyday tasks without their phone:
10.
And this person who sees all questions as difficult questions:
11.
This person whose actions don't align with their capabilities:
12.
This person who will never feel bad about snacking wherever they please:
13.
This person who puts candy over any other necessity:
14.
This person who failed at the simple task of warming up a tortilla:
15.
This person who thinks being messy is helpful and rewarding:
16.
This person who copes with sadness by shopping:
17.
This person who bought all junk food for dinner:
18.
And this person who describes themselves as only partly adult: