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Only a parent will know how and why there is a doll hanging out (literally) in this fridge.
2.
And only a parent will understand the true devastation of this hole caused by kids who decided to play on a treadmill.
3.
Only a parent will agree that schools shouldn't create ornaments out of gingerbread cookies.
4.
Only a parent will know just how long a kid can laugh at this four-letter word.
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And only a parent will know this means "welcome," DUH.
6.
Only a parent will understand what it feels like to have feet in their face at night.
7.
Only a parent will understand that using your shoelaces for picking boogers is a thing.
8.
Only a parent will understand that sometimes things like this happen.
9.
Only a parent will know that snacks actually do disappear and reappear half eaten in homes.
10.
Only a parent will know dolls play Twister...and it isn't creepy at all.
11.
Only a parent will understand that stuff like this just happens.
12.
Only a parent will know this is a "funny bear."
13.
Only a parent will know that plastic toys do, in fact, get tucked in.
14.
Only a parent will know this is why cleaning with kids is unachievable.
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Only a parent will know that sometimes you just gotta let them eat cheese in order to get ten minutes of peace.
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And only a parent will know how to properly get rid of the stench of a kid's failed attempt at mac 'n' cheese.
