Parents·Posted on Oct 16, 201621 Just Really Freaking Funny Cards For First-Time Parents"You're so not prepared for this shit."by Krista TorresBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. This one that definitely won't scare anyone before delivery. KnottyCards / Via etsy.com Get this card for $4.50. 2. This one that used your when it should be you're, but we'll let it slide since it's freaking funny. SpicyCards / Via etsy.com Buy this card for $5. 3. This one that just states the facts. LazyMice Get this card for $3.45. 4. This one that makes you think of things you never thought of before. ACardDaysWork Get the poop card for $6. 5. This one that is more bang for your buck — a congrats and sympathy card in one! YeaOhGreetings / Via etsy.com Order it for $4. 6. This one that just shows you care. TheCardSharkUK / Via etsy.com Send well wishes to the vadge for $2.19. 7. This one that says what every new parent is thinking. SpellingBeeCards / Via etsy.com Get this honesty card for $4.25. 8. This one that lets you celebrate the short-term victories. YeaOhGreetings / Via etsy.com Send this boob congrats for $4. 9. This one that just made motherhood worth it. SpicyCards / Via etsy.com Give this to the MILF for $5. 10. This one that shows how your priorities really change. sweetperversion / Via etsy.com Send the sniffs with this card for $4.50. 11. This one that would make a great promo. ClassyCardsCreative / Via etsy.com Show your support for breastfeeding for $4.50. 12. This one that doesn't sugarcoat anything. BettieConfetti / Via etsy.com Order this little shit today for $3.45. 13. This one that shows you'll always be there to cheer them on. CheekyKumquat / Via etsy.com Get this winning card for $4.50. 14. This one that is JUST KIDDING. 😉 FINCHandHARE / Via etsy.com Don't worry, the inside says: "Your new life is just beginning. This is just one big event — and one love that lasts forever." Get it for $5. 15. This one that tells it like it is. LailaMeDesigns / Via etsy.com Order this gem for $4.59. 16. This one that makes way too much sense. ClassyCardsCreative / Via etsy.com Get this one for $4.50. 17. This one that is just a simple good-luck wish. creativitycards / Via etsy.com Send this good-luck card for $4.50. 18. This one that states a universal truth. perksofaurora / Via etsy.com Send a mom-jeans card for $3.75. 19. This one that brings the smiles with the poops! KymsCreativeDesigns / Via etsy.com Get the shits and giggles card for $3.75. 20. This one that offers a legit excuse. LifeandStyleDesigns / Via etsy.com Don't question it, just get this card for $4.50. 21. And then there is just this. WTF. albotas.com No, you can't buy it, but you sure can make it if your little pointer desires.