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    21 Just Really Freaking Funny Cards For First-Time Parents

    "You're so not prepared for this shit."

    1. This one that definitely won't scare anyone before delivery.

    2. This one that used your when it should be you're, but we'll let it slide since it's freaking funny.

    3. This one that just states the facts.

    4. This one that makes you think of things you never thought of before.

    5. This one that is more bang for your buck — a congrats and sympathy card in one!

    6. This one that just shows you care.

    7. This one that says what every new parent is thinking.

    8. This one that lets you celebrate the short-term victories.

    9. This one that just made motherhood worth it.

    10. This one that shows how your priorities really change.

    11. This one that would make a great promo.

    12. This one that doesn't sugarcoat anything.

    13. This one that shows you'll always be there to cheer them on.

    14. This one that is JUST KIDDING. 😉

    15. This one that tells it like it is.

    16. This one that makes way too much sense.

    17. This one that is just a simple good-luck wish.

    18. This one that states a universal truth.

    19. This one that brings the smiles with the poops!

    20. This one that offers a legit excuse.

    21. And then there is just this. WTF.