1.
When you finally stop being fake interested in things they like.
2.
And when your mind thinks practically instead of sexually.
3.
When you get to the point where bodily functions are NBD...
4.
...and when you still find them attractive no matter how bad the stink is.
5.
When you don't send lovey-dovey texts anymore, now you only have ~important~ texting conversations.
6.
When you aren't embarrassed to be the truest version of yourself.
7.
When your Friday night plans are sometimes trips to the grocery store.
8.
And when the other times are spent binge-watching Netflix.
9.
When you ask your partner about "that one place" or "that one movie" without any other context and they actually know what you're talking about.
10.
When you live to make your partner the butt of your jokes.
11.
And when you still laugh at the same jokes together every single time – even if they are about you.
12.
When you know the bed clearly has sides.
13.
And when you wear their clothes all the time.
14.
When you pick and choose your arguments.
15.
When you don't make plans for those ~romantic~ holidays anymore.
16.
But when you know they'll always be the one for you...
...no matter how much time passes.
