1.
When there's a spill, you always have baby wipes in your purse.
2.
Speaking of purses, yours is definitely oversized and filled with toys, snacks and pacifiers.
3.
You have no memory on your phone because it is filled with kiddie apps.
4.
Your friends have gotten accustomed to your alternative curse words.
5.
If you see a discount or sale, you have to stop.
6.
All your social media accounts are pretty much just baby books of your kid.
7.
The only new movies you know about are kids movies.
8.
If food is hot, you instantly blow on it.
9.
You notice all hazardous things in your surroundings.
10.
It's not uncommon for random toys to show up anywhere in your home.
11.
You refer to the bathroom as the "potty."
12.
You are the snack queen.
13.
You finally get a night out, but all you do is talk about your kids.
14.
You go shopping for yourself, but somehow end up in the kids section.
15.
You don't know what packing lightly means (even if you're not going on vacation).
16.
You get overly excited when you hear someone else is about to become a parent.
