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16 Totally "Mom" Things You Are Always Guilty Of Doing

Just livin' that mom life.

1. When there's a spill, you always have baby wipes in your purse.

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You're just here to save the day, once again.

2. Speaking of purses, yours is definitely oversized and filled with toys, snacks and pacifiers.

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Don't worry, your stuff is in there somewhere, too.

3. You have no memory on your phone because it is filled with kiddie apps.

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But, the amount of times it keeps your kids entertained is worth it.

4. Your friends have gotten accustomed to your alternative curse words.

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5. If you see a discount or sale, you have to stop.

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Hey, buying ahead for birthdays and Christmas saves you money.

6. All your social media accounts are pretty much just baby books of your kid.

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He's really way more interesting than you are, TBH.

7. The only new movies you know about are kids movies.

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In your defense, some of them look pretty good.

8. If food is hot, you instantly blow on it.

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You can't help it, it's in your instincts.

9. You notice all hazardous things in your surroundings.

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Note to self: You cannot bring your child to this person's house.

10. It's not uncommon for random toys to show up anywhere in your home.

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Or for your kid to be crying for an hour because they "lost" their cars.

11. You refer to the bathroom as the "potty."

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And make sure no one needs to go before getting in your car, including adults.

12. You are the snack queen.

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Let no one go hungry again.

13. You finally get a night out, but all you do is talk about your kids.

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14. You go shopping for yourself, but somehow end up in the kids section.

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Your kid looks way better in clothes than you do anyway.

15. You don't know what packing lightly means (even if you're not going on vacation).

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What if it gets cold? What if someone gets sick? People can always count on you.

16. You get overly excited when you hear someone else is about to become a parent.

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Welcome to the club.

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