Parents·Posted on Jul 30, 201616 Totally "Mom" Things You Are Always Guilty Of DoingJust livin' that mom life.by Krista TorresBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. When there's a spill, you always have baby wipes in your purse. Instagram: @mrskanitz You're just here to save the day, once again. 2. Speaking of purses, yours is definitely oversized and filled with toys, snacks and pacifiers. Instagram: @lindsaycremona Don't worry, your stuff is in there somewhere, too. 3. You have no memory on your phone because it is filled with kiddie apps. BuzzFeed / Via Torres But, the amount of times it keeps your kids entertained is worth it. 4. Your friends have gotten accustomed to your alternative curse words. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Netflix 5. If you see a discount or sale, you have to stop. Instagram: @targetclearancequeen Hey, buying ahead for birthdays and Christmas saves you money. 6. All your social media accounts are pretty much just baby books of your kid. BuzzFeed / Via Torres He's really way more interesting than you are, TBH. 7. The only new movies you know about are kids movies. Instagram: @beautyswirls In your defense, some of them look pretty good. 8. If food is hot, you instantly blow on it. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC You can't help it, it's in your instincts. 9. You notice all hazardous things in your surroundings. instagram.com Note to self: You cannot bring your child to this person's house. 10. It's not uncommon for random toys to show up anywhere in your home. Instagram: @mrsgifletcher Or for your kid to be crying for an hour because they "lost" their cars. 11. You refer to the bathroom as the "potty." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Fox And make sure no one needs to go before getting in your car, including adults. 12. You are the snack queen. Instagram: @abbey9calley Let no one go hungry again. 13. You finally get a night out, but all you do is talk about your kids. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF CBS 14. You go shopping for yourself, but somehow end up in the kids section. Instagram: @olivia_bimbi Your kid looks way better in clothes than you do anyway. 15. You don't know what packing lightly means (even if you're not going on vacation). Instagram: @hetpaleisvanlola What if it gets cold? What if someone gets sick? People can always count on you. 16. You get overly excited when you hear someone else is about to become a parent. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Universal Pictures Welcome to the club.