Food·Posted on Sep 25, 201715 Questions We All Ask Ourselves Every Time We Shop At CostcoWhy is the sample lady taking so long?by Krista TorresBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Should I be ashamed that I only came here for the samples? drkaylarandhawa / Via instagram.com And should I also be ashamed that I snuck two of each one? 2. Do I really need THAT much of my favorite food? Twitter: @ciaomichaella They say you only regret the things in life you don't do. 3. Are people judging me for buying alcohol in bulk? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Krista Torres / Via BuzzFeed Come on, this much vodka for only $19.99?! 4. Is today the day I break down and finally buy the giant bear? hayanana / Via instagram.com It's going to happen sooner or later. 5. It's smart to buy more so I never run out, right?! Twitter: @laurentayyy83 It'll always be there when I need it. 6. And who decides what items get sold in bulk anyways? Twitter: @TheKidJayM I guess it would be a shame to run out. 7. Why am I about to wait in this sample line? Why is it taking so long? Don't I have better things to do? mattinrt / Via instagram.com No, actually nothing is more important than tasting this new chicken tetrazzini. 8. Do I have space in my cabinet for all this? jamie.lynn04 / Via instagram.com I will find room. Where there's a will there's a way. 9. Do I even need to bother with the gym after all this heavy lifting? Twitter: @carlyflumer A Costco membership is basically the same thing as a gym membership. 10. Am I out of toilet paper already? kendra.heff / Via instagram.com Probably not, but it's not really a trip to Costco without getting toilet paper. 11. Do you think people can see through my sample-scheming habits? @svagelj / Via instagram.com I basically deserve an Oscar for this performance. 12. Why do people walk so slow? Twitter: @ShannonReader Get out of my way, there's another sample over there! 13. Do people who don't own restaurants actually buy giant tubs of mayo? Krista Torres / Via BuzzFeed WHY????!!!!! 14. Is it bad if I order a slice of pizza even though I just had dozens of samples? Twitter: @CostcoConoiseur Absolutely not. I stand by my decision. 15. And at this point in life, I would be more upset if I lost my Costco card than if I lost my credit card. comicralph21 / Via instagram.com Credit cards can be frozen or immediately cancelled. Getting a new Costco card is basically the same as going to the DMV. No one wants to do it.