1.
Should I be ashamed that I only came here for the samples?
2.
Do I really need THAT much of my favorite food?
3.
Are people judging me for buying alcohol in bulk?
4.
Is today the day I break down and finally buy the giant bear?
5.
It's smart to buy more so I never run out, right?!
6.
And who decides what items get sold in bulk anyways?
7.
Why am I about to wait in this sample line? Why is it taking so long? Don't I have better things to do?
8.
Do I have space in my cabinet for all this?
9.
Do I even need to bother with the gym after all this heavy lifting?
10.
Am I out of toilet paper already?
11.
Do you think people can see through my sample-scheming habits?
12.
Why do people walk so slow?
13.
Do people who don't own restaurants actually buy giant tubs of mayo?
14.
Is it bad if I order a slice of pizza even though I just had dozens of samples?
15.
And at this point in life, I would be more upset if I lost my Costco card than if I lost my credit card.
